Lyrics
She busts through the door with a gleam in her eye
A casserole dish like a secret to hide
Steam curling up like a ghost in the hall
We all take a step back
But she's ten feet tall
Cornucopia casserole
What's inside
A pinch of the daring
A dash of the wild
Mystery dish
We're bracing our souls
For Auntie's chaotic cooking goals
Sweet potatoes swimming in gravy's embrace
Marshmallows tangled with pickles misplaced
Cranberries waltzing with sausage and kale
A culinary shipwreck
But it's setting sail
Cornucopia casserole
What's inside
A pinch of the daring
A dash of the wild
Mystery dish
We're bracing our souls
For Auntie's chaotic cooking goals
Macaroni meets olives
And walnuts collide
Some shrimp snuck in
And a pumpkin pie slide
Is that licorice? Garlic? A stray candy cane
Her methods are madness
Her joy is profane
We pass it around like a hot potato
One forkful each
Then we all lay low
She beams with pride
It's her finest work yet
We're full of confusion and mild regret