Lyrics
Woke up this morning, checked my account,
Negative balance? Oh, that don't count.
Bills stackin' up like a Jenga game,
Car needs tires, but my wallet's in pain.
Hairline's runnin', knees are crackin',
Credit score? Yeah, that's lackin'.
Gas is high, rent is too,
Who signed me up for this midlife zoo?
Oh why, oh why, did 40 come so fast?
One day I'm winning, next day I'm trash.
Life goes up, then it comes back down,
Like my stocks, like my hopes, like my bank account!
Tried a side hustle, failed in a week,
Tried investing-yeah, that was bleak.
Watched a TED Talk, felt inspired,
Then I fell asleep 'cause man, I'm tired.
Remember when I thought I'd be rich by now?
A big ol' house with a boat somehow?
Instead, I'm googling "cheap instant meals,"
And praying my car doesn't lose its wheels.
Oh why, oh why, did 40 come so fast?
One day I'm thriving, next day I crash.
Life goes up, then it comes back down,
Like my stocks, like my hair, like my dreams-profound!
But hey, the best thing about being broke at 40?
I don't have to worry about losing money... 'cause I ain't got any!
And you know what? That's financial peace, baby.