Lyrics
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year
How I hate the snow is falling
Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting
Jack! They say, let me take a guess now!
You're getting K-Mart clothes again!
And then, I had a revelation!
This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear
Because
This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas, Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas, everything will change when they see the flames!
This Christmas day!
Christmas light's alive, lighting up the night
Meanwhile I'm inside my room
Conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes
Tonight's the night, I have to do it right now!
So, I will strike when all's asleep
And creep, sneaking through your chimney!
Saint Nick is gone for now
Up on the housetop, gifts are mine!
Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye!
Because
This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas, Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas, everything will change when they see the flames!
This Christmas day!
Oh, make fun of me, will you?!
Well I'll show you what true misery feels like!
You see, as my idol once said
Everything burns!
Hey everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!
Imagine this!
One thousand gifts, and sixteen trees all lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac
I strike my match, and I trace the trail of gasoline
This Christmas
I'm breaking the game
This Christmas
What a crying shame
This Christmas
Because
This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas, Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas, everything will change when they see the flames!