White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)

They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with

The gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Really, really white 'n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

MC Escher, that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My-MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my topic spaces

Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal well I'm number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm

White 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I'd like to roll with

The gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too

White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'

X-Men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized the Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you "ROTFLOL"

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML for them all

Even made a homepage for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack

They were having a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme

And whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and Glee club

And even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

I got my name on my underwear!

They see me strollin'

They laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause

I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy

Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy

All because I'm white 'n' nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I wanna bowl with

The gangsters

But oh well it's obvious I'm

White 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy

Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!