Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel (Use An Ax Instead)

Oh, never hit your grandma with a shovel

It makes a bad impression on her mind (on her mind)

In a better way impart all the love things in your heart

For it's possible she may retort in kind (retort in kind)

Remember grannies known you since a baby

And even though in fund would prove a shock (prove a shock)

So respect her age at head

Stay the shovel and instead

Paste your dear old sweet old grandma with a rock

A grandma with her grandchild sat by the kitchen door

Of a quaint old fashion house built long ago

The little lass grew restless as on the evening wore

For she felt the time was fleeting, very slow

"I must do something," cried the girl

And siezed a nearby spade

But a passing stranger blocked her swing

Whilst these wise words he said

Oh, never hit your grandma with a shovel

It makes a bad impression on her mind

In a better impart all the love things in your heart

For it's possible she may retort in kind

Remember grannies known you since a baby

And even though in fund would prove a shock (prove a shock)

So respect her age at head

Stay the shovel and instead

Paste your dear old sweet old grandma with a rock (a great big rock)