Here Kitty Kitty

(It's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story)

I'm saying, "Here, kitty, kitty" 'cause I want to play

I'm on the search all day and hope I find a stray

Then I'll take her off the streets

Give her silk sheets

Plenty of sweets and warm milk for weeks

Now I wanna play, and damn, she be frisky

Feisty, fasty, some say "Nasty"

So, I pet my kitty, pet my kitty cat, word!

Stroke my kitty, kitty 'til my kitty cat purrs

She's a Felix cat, she's got a bag of tricks

And on the bag of tricks

She's got some crazy fleas and ticks

I must be allergic, she's giving me an itch

Now that sweet kitty, kitty is a little bitch

I gotta find another

I'll search the whole city

Walking up and down the street

Singing: "Here, kitty, kitty"

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?

Here, kitty, kitty, come in!

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?

So, we can get down and begin

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?

Here, kitty, kitty, come in!

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in-

(I'll have to fetch a brand-new cat!)

Now there's Garfield cats and cats with hats

And in my neighborhood, you got some cats with gats

Now I met my match, the best of the batch

Gotta watch out, because you might get scratched

Now the kitty cat's pissed, the kitty cat hissed

The kitty got crazy and she swung and missed

So, I got my bat and hit that cat!

She's flat, now I wear her like a raccoon hat

Now I hate wannabes or cats with fleas

Or them timid kitty cats who get stuck in trees

Chasing the mousie who wants the cheese

Playing with yarn on my homeboy's keys

I want a kitty who won't skeeze

You know, a fly Oriental who's named Siamese

And if I have to, homes, you know I'll search the whole city

Walking up and down the street

Singing: "Here, kitty, kitty"