Lyrics
When you first caught my eye
I was flabbergasted by your sheer size
I could never picture in my mind
Someone being a literal mile wide
I was amazed by the predicament
That you've sadly put yourself in
I'd be embarrassed in that situation
But I know all you can think about is din-din
Oh my it's like you're
Feeding a family of four
How much more can you hoard
You're gonna break the floorboard
My concern is growing for you
You might not make it a year or two
It's looking like you may just die
Because you're a literal mile wide
I'd go and see Doctor Now
Before you're the size of a snow plow
Got the stomach capacity of a cow
But my question is simply how
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size
I don't like you, I despise
But that don't mean I want you to die
So why not lay off the pie
And open up your freaking eyes
Another question for you is why
Would you let your weight get so high
There are many things you can try
Other than just sit, eat, and cry
My concern is growing for you
You might not make it a year or two
It's looking like you may just die
Because you're a literal mile wide
I'd go and see Doctor Now
Before you're the size of a snow plow
Got the stomach capacity of a cow
But my question is simply how
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size
How are you
A mile wide
What goes on inside
To reach this size