Lyrics
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night, I can't believe
That it's finally me and you, and you and me
Just us, and your friend Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do, leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey, how's it going?
You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem?
Why's he always here?
Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do, go away
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey, how's it going?
It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don't think he's great
But its only you, only you, I wanna fellate
Are you gay for Steve?
I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So, I know if I should shave tonight
I could've wished a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you, and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can-
Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve
Do-do-do-do-do-do, seriously?
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Hey, you know
I don't even care how he's doing (how's it go-)
Steve!