Germany & Techno [Extended Mix]

One thing German people love is techno,

and I remember the first time I went to a club,

and they were playing techno music.

And techno is all around the world,

but I had never heard techno like this in my entire life.

One of my friends was like “hey, let's go to a techno club!”

And I was like “yeah, sure, let's go!”

And when I walked into that club and I heard the music,

I was literally devastated because I did not know what I was listening to.

It sounded like two malfunctioning robots trying to breakdance.

Like when I went inside that club the music was literally like this, this, this, this…

People of Germany, how do y'all dance to that?

Because I tried dancing, and I almost broke a leg.

Luckily, y'all have good free insurance out here,

but what are y'all doing in these techno clubs?

Like every time I would try and dance to the beat it was hurting my feet,

because I had to jump up and down as if I’m not 45 million years old.

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