Single / Track
Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief
Lyrics
Scoo be doo wee
Scoo be doo wee
There's a doctor living in our town
There's a lawyer and an Indian, too
Neither doctor, lawyer, nor Indian chief
Could love you any more than I do
There's a barrel of fish in the ocean
There's a lot of little birds in the blue
Neither fish nor fowl, said the wise old owl
Could love you any more than I do
No, no, no, it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
And incidentally, I confess
I'll send a note to the local press
That I'm changing my home address
For you, follow through
Tell the doctor to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Indian chief and his tomahawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
There's a cool cat playing on a trumpet
There's a drummer, you've known quite a few
Neither trumpeter, nor drummer, nor the walking bass
Could love you any more than I do
There's a lot of little fish in the ocean
Some of them are staring at you
But neither fish nor fowl, nor the wise old owl
Could love you any more than I do
No, no, no, it couldn't be true, true, true
That anyone else could love you like I do
Like I do
No, no, no, no, no, no, it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
Yeah, and you can tell all those dead-eyed dicks
That you're the chick with the slickest tricks
And every tick of my ticker is tick, tick, ticking for you
Follow through
Tell the doctor to stick to his practice
Tell the lawyer to settle his case
Send the Indian chief and his tomahawk
Back to little rain in the face
'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true
That anyone else could love you like I do
Woo!