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In my vampire castle
On a mountain far from town
I can live as I like to
There's no one around
Yes, I still thirst for blood
But I needn't get so near
Why should I stalk the town when
I can bring them here
In my vampire castle
I've more room than I can use
Seven floors and a dungeon
And a sweet portcullis too
Eighty bedrooms collecting dust
I'll try to rent them out online
And once the guests start flowing in, yeah
Their blood is mine
Please come and stay in this majestic mansion
Which is nestled in the beautiful cliffs of Doom Canyon
Have a chat with the ghosts
For they have stories to tell
So accept my invitation and relax for a spell
Beware the vampire's castle
Beware of the demon possessed
We suggest you don't be his guest or you'll meet
With a horrible death
My castle is marvelous, if a bit spooky
But you'll be impressed
Come on in you'll have a good rest 'cause my
Freaky deaky, creaky, creepy
Castle is the best
Won't you come to my castle
Where the knights armor brings you tea
We'll roll out the blood red carpet
And hey, you can stay for free
Come check out my historic torture room
Take the whirligig for a spin
I promise I'm not a murderer
So please come on in
My thirst grows worse, put up the ad
We got bats
And that's right
More bats
And deer heads that talk
And stairs that scream
And plenty of spirits to spice up your dreams
Beware the vampire's castle
Beware of the demon possessed
Do not rent his Scarebnb or you'll meet
With a horrible death
My castle is marvelous, if a spooky
But you'll be impressed
Come on in, you'll have a good rest 'cause my