The Tree Cutting Song (From "Timberrr")

Come and see some forestry

Today, we are harvesting trees

Head down to the woods

Where you'll find me stood

I'm the perfect machine for the job

Roots and muck with ditches and ruts

There's nowhere that I can't drive

With my powerful engine and six massive wheels

I'm the perfect machine for the job

There's a clank and a crutch

I grab hold of the trunk

My chainsaw will cut its way through

With a crack and a whoosh, it comes tumbling down

And lands in its place on the ground

A full-grown tree is too heavy to heave

So I carefully cut them to size

I saw off the branches and spit out the logs

I'm the perfect machine for the job

Come and see some forestry

Today, we are harvesting trees

Head down to the woods

Where you'll find me stood

I'm the perfect machine for the job