Lyrics
Oh she's hot hot hot
And I'm not not not
I would do anything
To keep her
From leaving me
My friends call me whipped
I'll get over it
They said we're joined at the hip
And that it's not a real relationship
What?
Break-up or split
If you want to survive
You're gonna need a helmet
'Cause she's hot
Whatever she asks the answer is yes
Even if it's a fight to the death for her hand
Sure, nice guys finish last
But I still wouldn't want to be at the end
With just a bromance
'Cause she's hot hot hot
And I'm not not not
I would do anything
To keep her
From leaving me
I have to buy her anything
No matter the price tag
You know why?
She's got my marbles in a handbag
She asks me if her friend is hot
No
What?
Where did that come from?
She got a gut
Ugh
Can't talk to other girls
A price I have to pay
So no parties, skipbacks, or my niece's birthday?
Every night she makes me massage her
Not with lotion
But with butter
'Cause she's hot hot hot
And I'm not not not
I would do anything
To keep her
From leaving me
Now there's yoga
'Cause she's hot
With her friends
'Cause she's hot
Can't go out
'Cause she's hot
'Cause she's hot
I want kids.?