Roll up, the Canadian Border Patrol Song (Live)

We rolled up to the border

Well actually we rolled before

You were the most gorgeous officer I'd ever seen

And I wanted more

The first question that you asked me was

Well do you smoke pot?

And I knew you could smell it

So I said - no, I do not

And you said, come with me

Exit your car please

We need to verify

That you did not lie

And you looked into my bloodshot eye

As I continued to deny

You said it takes 3 minutes to search me

I said I'm searching for the words to tell you, you're sexy

You said this is a big deal

I said I sure hope so

Gettin' flirty with the Canadian border patrol. Eh?

It's like the best first date ever

You wanna know everything

I feel like you really see me

And not just through your X-ray machine

I don't wanna fail this test

Hope I don't end up bombin'

You said is anything sharp in here

And I said no - cuz I'm a musician

And you said no

Let's go -

Listen, I know

We're good at our jobs here

And I was like, woah -

'Cuz you pulled out a glove and some vaseline

And Im hopin' I know just what you mean

You said this won't hurt a bit

I said - grab my tit, please

You said one or two fingers?

I said - 'best come in threes'

I think we both crossed the line

And I'm losin' control

Gettin' dirty with the Canadian border patrol

When you let me go

I felt sad and relieved

I rolled across the border - yes, literally