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Dad Joke's On You

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[Intro: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)

Hey babe, where's all the nappies and shit?

(They're always in the nappy bag, babe, see ya)

-Sigh

(Aloha)

S-dog, what's goin' on mate? I'm on Daddy Day Care again

(Say less than rusty as fuck)

[Verse 1: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)

Yo, I can't leave the crib, I'm on house arrest

In my Wilfred get-up, chillin' out with Zef

I better not fall asleep on the couch 'cause bet

My little G's gonna leave the whole house a mess

Yeah, 'cause when your mum's out, man, the shit is intense

It turned into mayhem from the minute she left

My little one just went and pissed our bed

Then she laughed and just blamed her invisible friend, ha

So who's the greatest dads? It must be us, PEZ

I'm pretty sure that we are, that's what the cup says

And it's great playin' dress up

So wish I wasn't always in a dress but (Comfy)

Yeah, I'm comin' to grips

With bein' bossed around by a couple of kids

I can't lie, it's the funniest shit

Being king of the castle but you're somebody's bitch

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

They think it's funny but the dad

Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

The dad joke's on you

[Verse 2: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)

These other rap dudes are probably out there

Pickin' up a chick from Tinder in a min sedan (Hey babe, interested?)

I'm down here pickin' up the kids from kinder in a minivan

Nah, I'm only kiddin', I've been lovin'

Every minute of it ever since I been a dad

Yeah, I get to roleplay with 'em for the whole

Day, like a trip, but man, it's friggin' mad

We did some bakin' today and they made me a

Dish in the shape of a rainbow (Thanks guys)

I love the flavour of cake but it tastes

Like shit when it's made out of Play-Doh

Yo, and after I rock the stage

You probably think that I drink and get off my face but

Nah bruh, that is not the case

I'm buildin' pillow forts and throwin' sock grenades

'Cause Yoda love is on my feet

Paw Patrol is on repeat

Like Jack-Jack, I like that my boy's a beast

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

They think it's funny but the dad

Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

The dad joke's on you

[Interlude: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)

Yeah, so, uh, why did the scarecrow win an award?

(Umm, I don't know, why?)

Oh, 'cause he was outstanding in his field (Dad!)

[Verse 3: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)

Yeah, and just to give you a visual

It's hard to write rhymes when he's twistin' my nipples

For peace of mind, man, I'm grippin' these crystals

'Cause when I swim with him, he takes a shit in the kids' pool

And I ain't tellin' no lies 'bout no hairy old guy

Santa Claus ain't gettin' credit for presents I buy (From dad)

Yeah, when PEZ and Eso drive by

All you rappers talkin' chatter, man, it's beddy-bye-byes

Yeah, while all these lads walk out

They're performin' and showin' their abs off

We're lucky 'cause now I'm like, "Fuck workin' out

I can walk around at shows with a dad bod"

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

They think it's funny but the dad

Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

They think it's funny but the dad

Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

The dad joke's on you

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