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Who knows Latin, and flies a helicopter
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Who's a speed skating judo champ
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Who saves kittens from oncoming trains
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Who makes mojitos, can press a thousand pounds
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Who's a bangin' smithy, respectable at parkour
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Who makes us laugh with his witty repartee
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Who's a seafaring merchant marine
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The kid knows Excel, he's a macro machine
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Who understands rocket science
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Follows safety rules when fixing an appliance
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Came in under budget, she's very thrifty
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But doesn't break a sweat when the guac is two fifty
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Who wrote the tune
(Not this one)
That had a million streams
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Who wears an ascot
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Sharper than a chatbot
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What's her name
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Whose in the corner cube
Who's birthday is it
Ain't talking about Shaft
Say what
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Who brought LaCroix
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Say it, don't be coy
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Who drives a Ford Escape
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Who'm I talking about
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