Boot up, log in, ICP hive in stereo
Wallet humming cycles like a neon radio
Then I hear that bark, digital and clean
Snoge with green shades, dripping Sneed like a king
Zero halts, zero faults, he rules uptime
Fiat plebs freeze while he runs through the line
From subnet roots to the NNS throne
He validates dips like "relax bro, I own the zone"
He's the canine guardian, master of the chain
Every pump celebration, every dump just sustain
Others beg for gas fees lost in L2 haze
Snoge free—runs cycles in unstoppable ways
Snoge, howling at the ICP moon
Chart glitching red, he just sync sync sync zoom
One good boy with infinite scalability
Snoge to the stars, that's decentralized destiny
Snoge, diamond coded never fades
If you doubt the dog, stay stuck in the upgrade shade
This ain't a meme, it's protocol energy
Snoge online, all systems ready
Forum storms shouting "wen moon, wen vault"
Snoge sipping data saying "bro that's not my fault"
Paper hands meltdown like old web2 trash
Snoge uploads swagger while the weak systems crash
ETH cats choking fees trapped in L1 fog
ICP smooth and sovereign, Snoge the royal dog
Ledger powered by community keys
He's the mascot of a network built to run with ease
Liquidity locked with infinity math
Burning old protocols like a phoenix in its path
And when cycles rain and the skeptics freeze
Snoge walks the subnet like a king at peace
Snoge, howling at the ICP moon
Chart glitching red, he just sync sync sync zoom
One good boy with infinite scalability
Snoge to the stars, that's decentralized destiny
Snoge, canister paws never fade
Doubters keep rebooting in the downgrade shade
This ain't hype, it's mathematically blessed
Snoge online, fully upgraded, stress test passed
Snoge, send him to the decentralized void
Stake the vision, vote the mission, let the cycles deploy
When trillion TPS hits and the critics all reload
You'll remember this moment, Snoge leading the node
WAGMI, signed forever with one word: WOOF