Jackie Onassis

I'm about to tell a story that I haven't yet

'Bout the most intelligent woman that I ever met

She looked like Jackie Onassis

Top of her classes

I'm doin' my best just passin' by

I'm so funny in my body I can barely walk

And I'm so full of them funny feelings that I could barely talk

And here comes Jackie Onassis

Don't need to ask it

Have you ever seen a woman so fine?

She said, "Come on out just a couple hours

We gonna have a real good time"

And I tell her, "Where ya goin', where ya goin', when ya comin' home?"

Somebody in the front seat calls out, "Everyone

Quit wastin' my time!

Gotta hit the road and hit the road, hit the road"

There they go and there they go and I was on my own

I ain't never spoke my mind up in a crowded place

I ain't got no cool demeanor and smooth talkin' ways

'Cause I ain't like Jackie Onassis

Girls in sunglasses

Lookin' me up like I'm part of some game

And well, the altercation happened 'round the tenth of May, ah

Some poorly dressed spectator had somethin' unkind to say

It comes back to me in flashes

I get risky, there's a swing and a miss

And I'm all ashamed

And when she found me I was in pieces

Cryin' hard into my hat

And she tell me, "Mama, you look lovely when you take a stand"

And I tell her, "No one's ever been so kind to me

And I thank you for that"

Said, "Here you go and here you go, here you go"

Took her hair out the bow and laid that ribbon in my hand

Here we go!

Look at that lady

She carries herself right, she's singin'

Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah

She's the first lady

To walk me through the night, I'm singin'

Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah

Oh, play, play, play

I got sunny days on a track field

Laughin' hard, just me and mine

I got a great part in the spring play after all

And I got my rose pink tinted glasses