Single / Track
The Bigger The Figure (Single Version)
Lyrics
I've got a woman as big as a house, yes, sir
She's as big as a two-family house with a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see when you look at her
She's enormous, collosal, tremendous, gigantic, immense
Why try to deny it? She's just what I like
If she goes on a diet, I'll go on strike
The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round and sweet
In a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love
If she ever eats me out of money, and we need the rent
That'll be a cinch, 'cause when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent
The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round and sweet
And in a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot, so what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha