Lyrics
Now, I'm as fat as a funeral hat
Feet, six feet wide across my back
And I weigh three-hundred pounds, the folks done say
I could not run and I could not walk
But I hobbles around like a load of pork
To protect my weight, I tries in every way
No-body loves a fat man
Now, why am I like that, man?
Night and day, the folks all say
You big hippopotamus a-in my way
My mama and my papa
Said triplets I should be
But no-one loves a fat man
That's why nobody loves me