Ready For This

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?

You mean like human flesh?

Eh, sort of

It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with

A billion needy faces

I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life

I might have to be ready for this

Ready to be the one who's leading from the front

Gotta come into my own

Gotta come into my throne

Gotta take charge and defend my only home

And although I kinda feel unsteady

Now I need to be ready for this

Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city?

By "Die," do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?

That's a start!

'Cause right now we need a leader

And it seems to me that destiny has picked me

To be that, if you'll permit me, so who's with me?

Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?

Join up now if you like travel

Come on boys, hop in the saddle!

Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel

Not to mention the camaraderie

Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships

With the folks along the way

And feast on all the angels you can eat

Okay

Free food!

I'm in!

Oh-whoa, It's food!

Nom-nom-nom

It's time now to act!

They're on the attack!

When they move to strike, we will fight biting back!

We'll follow your lead, we're eager to feed!

We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast

From this moment on, you can count on us

To be resolute and ravenous

Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day

So I say, oh hey, come join the flesh buffet!

Well, that's a little violent, can we tone it down?

Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin', that's enthusiasm, darlin'!

Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now

Don't worry, honey, that's their thing

Keep singing

We're super-duper grateful

To have you folks aboard

We can't wait to taste an angel's wings!

Oh, lord

For the first time in my life