I Fought the Law

Drinkin' beer in the hot sun

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I needed sex and I got mine

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends

That's how this country's run

Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I blew George and Harvey's brains out

With my six-gun

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

Gonna write my book and make a million

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan

My cop friends think that's fine

You can get away with murder if you've got a badge

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I am the law so I won