When They Really Get To Know You They Will Run

what makes you think that it won't grow back

in a day or two

husbands in winter, they know the truth

but what can they do

i don't like girls the way they are

so shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars

then we can pretend it's natural

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion

if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be

junior high legs; blond hair gone brown

from removing it

waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen

her tiara digging deep in her head

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion

if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be

that's who you've got to be

i'm starting to think that i'm kinda shy or at least i'd like to be

winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with laser, so it never comes back

so we can pretend it's natural