Zero To Hero

Bless my soul Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll

What a pro Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO

He was a no one

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero

Here was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled the girls went wild with oohs and aahs

And they slapped his face on every vase (on every vahse)

From appearance fees and royalties

Our Herc had cash to burn

Now nouveau riche and famous

He could tell you what's a Grecian earn

Say amen there he goes again

Sweet and undefeated and an awesome ten for ten

Folks lined up just to watch him flex

And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

Hercie, he comes, He sees, he conquers

Honey, the crowds were going bonkers

He showed the moxie brains, and spunk

From zero to hero a major hunk

Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the glad in gladiator? (Hercules)

Whose daring deeds are great theater? (Hercules)

Isn't he bold?

Nobody braver, isn't he sweet our favorite flavor

Hercules, Hercules

Hercules, Hercules

Hercules, Hercules

Bless my soul Herc was on a roll

Undefeated

Riding high and the nicest guy

Not conceited

He was a nothin' a zero, zero

Now he's a honcho He's a hero

He hit the heights at breakneck speed

From zero to hero

Herc is a hero

Now he's a hero

Yes indeed