So Long (From Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Cinderella”)

Oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear

I thought I might find you here

Tied to a tree, again

Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now

I will murder you

If you're trying to get me to help you

You're doing a terrible job

So long, my freaky friend

Bad Cinderella

Who everyone avoids

Like Salmonella

You're a hellion

By the way, your hairdo is alarming

You're a ferret

No one would mistake you for Prince Charming

So I hear

Good day

Oh, god

I'll be on my way

Goodbye

No, please

I tease

You used to meet me here

You never show up

Now that I'm next in line

I've had to grow up

Now you're crown prince fancy pants

I never saw that coming

Now of course, Your Majesty

Has lost his taste for slumming

As you say

So long

Ta-ta

I really must go

Then au revoir

Although

How about town square?

What a frenzy there

You made Belleville lose the prize

Nice handiwork

Thank you

Mother's in distress

You've caused quite a mess

Works of art can traumatize

People here are all too silly

Can nobody take a joke?

Let's just say that really nearly

You have made the town go broke

Everyone's a critic

My life's a living hell

With royal duties

Like shaking countless hands

And judging beauties

What a nightmare

Every day such drudgery to spoil it

I get to sweep the chimney

Once I've scrubbed out every toilet

You know, you use humor as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you

Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you