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(King kong ki-ki-ki-me-o)
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And whatcha your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when ya run outta drugs?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And, baby, whatcha say when you bust a nut?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
L.L. Cool J needed love like
Dirt nasty need some drugs like
My baby dick needs a tug like right now
So hop that ass in the bathtub
What do I do when I'm too fucked up?
Can't keep it up 'cause her boob job sucks
And what does she do when I whip it out?
Close her eyes and open her mouth
I think I need a intervention
C-c-c-coke, dope, weed, and then prescription
So listen up, little children
Dirt diggler (you be ill)
Uh, I'm feelin' kinda drowsy
Don't do drugs without me (king kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And whatcha your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when ya run outta drugs?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And, baby, whatcha say when you bust a nut?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
Whatcha gonna do when you get too fated
And the date you with wanna get X-rated?
Andre legacy, I stay sedated
Put me in the wheelchair and get me on the plane, bitch
F-f-f-famous for bein' opiated
Up in this club, I fall asleep on the table
Tip the waitress, pinch the ass
I gave her my number, the kid's got pinnash
Lick on my 'stash
It ain't that easy livin' this fast
Forget to pass corned beef and hash
Horny little bitches like to call me their dad
It ain't that bad
Put my dick in they mouth and my nose in they coke bag (king kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And whatcha your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when ya run outta drugs?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And, baby, whatcha say when you bust a nut?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What I'm gonna do when I'm all washed up
And that bitch that I like to fuck with won't come?
I could try my luck with a penis pump
I go get me some inner-Venus love
Birds and bees and worms and slugs
Turn to me or turn to drugs
Word on the street is I stink like a bum
But it's hard to take a shower when ya can't wake up
What do I do when there ain't none left?
Make a call to the pony express
Guarantee 40 minutes or less
Costs a bit more but only bring the best
Ever seen a bitch in the brand new dress
With a fat old man tryin' to look all fresh?
Well, I've been with the worst and the best
And I couldn't even tell the difference (king kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And whatcha your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when ya run outta drugs?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And, baby, whatcha say when you bust a nut?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
What do you say when you're too fucked up?
(King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o)
And whatcha your girlfriend say when I smack that butt?