Like a big old jar of worms
With skinny legs
The kind I've seen on chickens
Sittin' on a pigeon's egg
Like a big old bag of nails
Hard bitten too
Good thing for me, baby
I got something sweeter than you
Bye bye baby
Might see you later
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker
When I get home from work
I expect something to eat
But all you ever feed me, baby
Tastes like monkey meat
Like a big old bag of nails
Hard bitten too
Good thing for me
I got something sweeter than you
Bye bye baby
Might see you later
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker
Higher than an elephant's nose
Higher than you've ever been
Fuller than the brass, baby
That turns your fingers green
Like a big old bag of nails
Hard bitten too
Good thing for me, honey
I got something sweeter than you
Bye bye baby
Might see you later
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker
Sugar Shaker
That's my favorite bar in town
Bye bye baby
Might see you later
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker
This is where I lose my temper with the waiter
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker
This is where I lose my faith in human nature
Sittin' in the bar of the Sugar Shaker