Lyrics
Big old man in the back of a van
Beard reaching to the ground in a superfluous span
Old lady to match, gone in a flash
Crocheting out the back with the bingo card to snatch
Within an instant, the van is gone
Old man devoured in a chomp by pterodon
Megalosaurus and ankylosaurus rampaging and feasting
Without a care in the world for their fate that precedes
Oh no! Giant lizards attacking the town
Everybody around is going to drown
In the phlegm and aqueous fluids in multituides
From the poison spinning reptoids to the mini druids
Oh god! Giant lizards walking the city
You stay off the streets or you'll be feeling kinda shitty
Ripping off your limbs and poking out your eyes
Herrerereasaurus and po-teradon they gonna see you die
There once was a time, a place and a vibe
Where massive giant lizards ran around with pride
And They lived a happy life with no trials and tribulations
But then in a suspicion they charged over the side of a mountain
Lo and behold
Tiny little man people running around with no clothes
Licking their lips for the nasty tasty snacks that await them
Oh no! Giant lizards attacking the town
Everybody around is going to drown
In the phlegm and aqueous fluids in multituides
From the poison spinning reptoids to the mini druids
Oh god! Giant lizards walking the city
You stay off the streets or you'll be feeling kinda shitty
Ripping off your limbs and poking out your eyes
Herrerereasaurus and po-teradon they gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die
Gonna see you die