Vaseline (2001, No Comprendo - Matador Records OLE-497)

Boy, I don't care about those drugs that you take

And I'd even buy all those highs that you make

And I don't care that there's no sacrifice

For on the altar of love, I'd pay any price, you know that

Well, your ill winds, they blow all, all pride aside

To where the calm seas, they watch the stormy sky

Ah, in this town, you know every day it's the same as the next

Forgotten lines and a couple of broken necks

Oh man, they all say you're nothing but a bad movie scene

The dope, the lies, and the Vaseline

For a million years

I still wouldn't care about all those drugs that you take

Boy, I'll always buy all those lies that you make

And I'll never, never, never, never care that there's no sacrifice

For the altar of love, I pay and pay and pay and pay

In this town, every day, you know it's the same as the next, again

Forgotten lines and watch for some broken necks

And they all say you're nothing but a bad movie scene

The dope, the lies, and Vaseline

Can I use your car?

No!