Bitchin' Camaro

Well my sister just told me there's a song called Bitchin' Camaro

Which is amazing- cuz there are very few rhymes for Camaro

I just pulled my rhyming dictionary up to check it out on my iPhone

And just as I suspected rhyming choices for Camaro are narrow

Yeah my sister Julie says there is a song titled Bitchin' Camaro

Well perhaps I could stand to beef up my head banging collection

Cuz I haven't really ever heard the song titled Bitchin' Camaro

So of course that makes it credible for me to write one of my own

There's arrow, and sparrow, but sparrow's unconnected to Camaro

There's taro, and pharaoh and mispronunciation of Carol

There's arrow, and sparrow, but sparrow's unconnected to Camaro

There's taro, and pharaoh and mispronunciation of Harold

Oh my sister Julie's Facebooked there's a song titled Bitchin' Camaro

So now I have to Google it to see who in the hell wrote the first one

And I have just written my version in a Facebook window

Since I decided that it's plausible for me to write one of my own

Yeah I figure it's acceptable for me to write one of my own

I owned a Bitchin' Camaro

During my mid life crisis

Thank God for rhyming dictionaries

Bruce Springsteen uses one

But when you look up crisis

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