Allergy Sufferer

Allergy sufferer, you with the sneeze

Allergy sufferer, you with the wheeze

We can be sure you will remember to take your pill

Or you'll be suffering all day

Try to get lots of waste at your computer desk

Allergy sufferer

Allergy sufferer, you're mad as hell

Allergy sufferer, when your tongue starts to swell

So keep all those carpets clean

To keep all your histamine

From getting a chance to make you ill

But maybe that stone you tried

Did have an egg inside

Allergy sufferer

Maybe you're itching

So you start to bitching

'Cause it ain't fun

Give me a jingle

If you start to tingle

When you've been stung

Allergy sufferer, I heard you got

Allergy sufferer, anaphylactic shock

When you were driving home

You popped a few retinosomes

Then took a turn for the ER

Now you won't forget again

To get a fresh EpiPen

Allergy sufferer