Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, San Rafael, CA., 9/26/1970)

I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyond your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Girls from all over the world

Flock to write my name on the toilet walls

Of the Whisky ah go-go

For I am Bwana Dik

I am Bwana Dik

He's Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

My dick is a monster

Give me your heart

Bwana Dik is a legend

Enormous thou art

My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

Bwana Dik speaks

The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger

I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer

To scream up your slit

Steam it!

Scream it!

Ream it!

Cream it!

You can hear the steam

You can hear the screaming steam

As the reamer steams up the lake

To the snake

In the black crystal

Naugahyde iridescent

Black velvet naugahyde

Did I just say it twice?

Steam roller

Help me! Help me! Help!

Hear the steam

Feel the steam

See the steam

Hear the screaming

Hot black steaming

Naugahyde iridescent

Hot black python steam roller

All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

The steam is coming out

The steam is coming, coming, coming, coming

Cream! Cream! Aah

Listen, the steam is whistling