Letras
Yo, what up
It's Eric Veta
And Yahzick
Let's go
All my orcs and hobgoblins got the old gods hobblin'
While the bass is wob-wobblin'
And the artificer's cobblin' up
A bangin' ass track
Watch me roll for attack
No Magic the Gathering
I'm on top of the stack
Half elf top, shelf, drinkin' by the flagon
Slammin' that ale, they roll it in by the wagon
Roll for charisma, nat 20 when I'm braggin'
I could out-drink a dwarf while I'm fighting off a dragon
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game
Look
When I get to the table they shudderin'
Yeah I'm a bit of a nightmare
I don't fight fair
I'm the reason that the DM developin' white hair
Quite rare, the kind of guy to put the "dang" in dangerous
Mad scientist type, I'm liable to endanger us
We get to patrol and I get to controllin' the field of battle I'm on
Then I commit a critical hit and lickety split the baddies are gone
And while I'm at it 'bout to be maxin' out my damage roll
Quick to cut a mountain troll up into a casserole, yup
My favored enemy's NPCs
Leave 'em in pieces, I'll treat 'em like Alfira in BG3
Keepin' a backup PC, TPK's NBD
Been bringin' bars for years you can hear 'em on MP3
I'm the BBEG, my legendary action is
"Do stuff then wait to see what the party's reaction is"
I been at the top of my game
Yahzick up on the top of the sheet
Here to run the dungeon like I treat a beat
Let's eat
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game
I'm rollin' nat 20s
And I'm runnin' this session
Rollin' nat 20s
Out in every direction
The DM's in a panic, got him goin' insane
'Cause I'm just rollin' nat 20s and I'm runnin' the game