A Hole to Hide In

Woke up this mornin' and I crawled out of bed

I made a cup of coffee just to clear my head

I felt all right 'til I looked on the floor

There was a pile of bills stacked against the door

I went in the kitchen and drank another cup

I sat down at the table and added it up

When I discovered how much I owe

I said, ooh-hoo, it's time to go

Mailman stay away from my door

Got too many bills I don't need no more

I don't know what I'm gonna do

But while I'm deciding

To save my soul

I'm going to find me a hole to hide in

Everyday it's the same old thing

I know in advance what the man's gonna bring

Registered letters from all over town

Those final reminders are gettin' me down

I once had money, but it's all been spent

And now the landlord said he needs the rent

Telephone company cuttin' off my phone

Why don't they all just leave me alone

Mailman keep away from my door

Got too many bills I don't need no more

I don't know what I'm gonna do

But while I'm deciding

To save my soul

I'm going to find me a hole to hide in

Mailman, stay away from my door

Uh, mailman stay away from my door

Uh, mailman stay away from my door

Uh, mailman yea, stay away from my door, hoo