Daddy, Where Did I Come From? - Alternate Version

So I wonder why when the pie in the sky,

gets green at the edge, jumps a senile hedge

and asks questions.

So I asked my ma, and she said ask your pa.

And he said ask your ma, and wonders why his kids ask questions.

So you fill me up with the gooseberry bush, and tales of the stork,

and you tell me to hush when I ask questions.

(synthesized)

Daddy, where did I come from?

(spoken man)

Well son, you rather caught your old dad in a huff.

I suppose the birds and the bees they won't do, no they won't do.

Think of flowers, the flower carrying the seed, yeah that's mommy.

Mommy the flower, and your daddy sort of fornicates the flower.

No, no, pollinates, fornicates, pollinates.

No son, you didn't just grow in the garden.

No, daddy didn't pick you.

No, you stayed with the flower.

And you sort of grow and grow and grow, and suddenly you're you.

That won't do son? No, uh, well, it's the best I can do.

(spoken boy)

No, daddy the fertilization occurs when the male seeds reach the female egg.

You're drunk you're drunk

Your back teeth floating in a gallon of booze.

You can't even walk with all the fuss of your shoes.

You get yourself into such a state.

You found drunken charge of a roller skate.

It's no small wonder that you can't even answer questions.