Ooh, plastic fork!
Ooh, something sticky!
No one's gonna miss it, but getting it is tricky
Ooh, smelly sock!
Oh, a broken clock!
Finally, I've found it, I've been looking 'round the block
It's gonna look nice in my treasure collection
Some call it junk, but I call it perfection
Robbery Bob is the master of cleaning
Taking all the useless stuff that you won't be needin'
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me
I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
Ooh, old steak!
Ooh, seagull stew!
Two of my favorites, don't mind if I do!
Ooh, a broken cup!
Ooh, a pile of sand!
And I'm not even interested unless it's second-hand
All the other criminals know I'm the burgle king
But Cleptomania has got a really nasty ring
Robbery Bob is the master of cleaning
Taking all the useless stuff that you won't be needin'
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me
I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
I keep running
I keep running
I keep running from the law
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me
I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me
I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law