Wish You Were Gay

"Oh, baby, I don't feel so good", six words you never understood

"I'll never let you go", five words you'll never say, oh

I laugh along like nothing's wrong, four days has never felt so long

If three is a crowd and two was us, one slipped away

And I just want to make you feel okay

But all you do is look the other way

And I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't want to stay

I just, kind of, wish you were gay

Is there a reason we're not through

Is there a 12-step just for you?

Our conversation's all in blue

11 "heys" (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Ten fingers tearin' out my hair

Nine times you never made it there

I ate alone at seven, you were six minutes away (yeah-yeah-yeah)

How am I supposed to make you feel okay

When all you do is turn and walk the other way?

I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay

I just kinda wish you were gay

To spare my pride

To give your lack of interest, an explanation

Don't say I'm not your type

Just say I'm not your preferred sexual orientation

Oh, I'm so selfish (yeah, yeah, yeah, selfish)

But you make me feel so helpless

And I can't stand another day

Stand another day

I just wanna make you feel okay

But all you do is look the other way

I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay

I just kinda wish you were gay (yeah)

I just kinda wish you were gay

I just kinda wish you were gay