The Hyperchannel Rag

Mr. Khan Noonien siiiings

The Hyperchannel Rag

Notice how his Russian accent is always convincing

Almost

Do you read me?

Nice to meet you!

Uh, we've met, sir

Nice to greet you!

You seem different

I feel fine, ma'am

You've got blood around your ear

The better to hear you my dear

Uh nicked it on a pruning shear

Uh cut it shaving off my beard!

Yeah, that's it

Where're ya headed?

To your station

Wait, to where now?

Your location

Why, what happened?

Well, good news

We scanned for life and there was none

So just go home, your job is done

Oh no no no no, no no no no no

No, noo noo nooo!

We weren't expecting you for 3 more months

You must give us more time!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Who in the hell do they think they are?

The rotten

Starfleet

Slime

Can you hold off?

We're on route now

Just a minute!

Gotta scoot now

This is madness!

One last thing though

Please prepare the premises, we're also taking Genesis

Oh no no no no, no no no no no

Nooo noooo!

This is not a toy for your torpedo bay

We've got more tests to do!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I have my orders

Well who gave the order?

Yeah! Who wants to screw us?

And dash all our progress?

And steal our plans and put us out of work?

Hee hee hee hee

It was definitely

Indubitably

Unilaterally

Yeah?

Admiral James T. Kirk!

Freakin' Starfleet!

Bunch of assholes!

Just following orders

Kirk, that bastard!

Reliant out