Letras
Caesar and his goons in 40 BCE
Kicking ass and taking names in France and Germany
Getting existential at the orgy in his palace
One day you can own the world
The next day you're a salad
When Arnold was a kid
He hit the golf ball good
People took him serious
Till one day Tiger Woods
Caught him mixing tea into his ice-cold lemonade
They took off his green jacket
Put a trademark on his name
A museum at the grocery store
Another hero down on aisle four
No one remembers how they got there anymore
Don't want to end up at the grocery store
Michael was a swimmer
The dude was born to win
Shirt off on a Wheaties box
True Olympian
But when Kobe beat the buzzer
Michael kissed his box goodbye
Now he's waking up at 2 PM
'Cause breakfast makes him cry
A museum at the grocery store
Another hero down on aisle four
No one remembers how they got there anymore
Don't want to end up at the grocery store
Hi, my name is Slimdan
Normal as they come
Sometimes I get high at night and add up what I've done
Will I make it bigtime just for someone else to sell me
Somewhere in the future as a sandwich at a deli?