Dogs from Gumtree

You've been waiting a long time

And I've been waiting the same time

To meet you and you've been waiting to meet me

You were going to move to the UK

And I had said that's okay

But really there was just no way that's going to work

Let's buy some dogs from Gumtree

Rename them Charlie and Bowie

Then try hard to become the favourite

Let's make a Sunday roast

And you can call your mum

While I play music to our dogs

They lie there embarrassed of their new dad

You get excited for Bailey's

Just like a little old lady

Who doesn't wanna drink during the week

Let's practice making babies

And one day we'll have one, maybe

I can finally buy a minivan

Let's buy some dogs from Gumtree

Rename them Charlie and Bowie

And then try hard to become the favourite

Let's make a Sunday roast

And you can call your mum

While I play music to our dogs

They lie there embarrassed of their new dad

And yeah, I'd have to agree

That you don't know love can go so deep

But on the way down there's just so much sadness and feeling guilty

If you'd just let me speak

I could tell you some simple rules about harmony

It starts with listening

And ends with getting a good night's sleep

I need some words with you

To snap me from my awful mood

I'm hanging onto everything

And I know it makes me angry

I just need to lie here and rest my eyes

I just need to lie here with the dogs for a while

Let's buy some dogs from Gumtree

Rename them Charlie and Bowie

And then try hard to become the favourite

Let's make a Sunday roast

And you can call your mum

While I play music to our dogs

They lie there embarrassed of their new dad

Let's buy some dogs from Gumtree

Rename them Charlie and Bowie

Then try hard to become the favourite