One, two, three, four
Shit happens
Shit happens
That is my advice
It's a good day, I'm back home early
I'm going home to see my sugar, my girly
I open up the door as I do every day
A man who's really naked says, "Hey, my name is Jay"
Hey, hey, Jay, that's not okay
You laying on my girlfriend, I think you cannot stay
But Jay had his points, to my surprise
He's a heavyweight champion, so here is my advice
Shit happens once or twice
Don't believe your girlfriend, here is my advice
Oh baby, shit happens once or twice
Don't believe your girlfriend, that is my advice
Shit happens
You know, shit happens
Wait a minute, break it down
My teacher, Mr. Yanni, said you never gonna make it
If I get my chance, be sure that I will take it
Now I'm a rock star, to his surprise
He buys my record for his kids, so here is my advice
Shit happens once or twice
Don't believe your teacher, here is my advice
Oh baby, shit happens once or twice
Don't believe your teacher, that is my advice
Shit happens
Shit happens
Once, twice
Come on, make it funky
Once, twice
Come on
When your girlfriend's cheating you, your teacher's teasing you
You gotta look out for the one who's pleasing you
When everything around you feels as cold as ice
The only thing that you can do is, ha ha ha ha, here's my advice
Shit happens once or twice
Believe in yourself, here is my advice
Oh baby, shit happens once or twice
Believe in yourself, that is my advice
You know, shit happens once or twice
Believe in yourself, here is my advice
Oh baby, shit happens once or twice
Believe in yourself, that is my advice
Shit happens, you know
Shit happens, you know
Once or twice, baby
Shit happens, you know