Letras
I watch CNN, although I think CNN makes things up
They have like 20 polls a day
I'm 30, I've never been polled for anything
Well, I take that back
A week before the last presidential election, a man did call my house and go
Hey, are you wearing any underwear?
Yeah, but I'm voting for anyway, Mr. Clinton
I did not vote for Bill Clinton
I always vote Democrat, but I always vote for Jesse Jackson because I think most
Politicians are lying, so I at least want the lying to be entertaining
Jesse Jackson hands down best speaker left in America
Because I don't care what that guy's talking about
It all sounds urgently goddamn important
No matter what the subject, flip on TV, there he is for no reason
Fuzzy, wuzzy, wuzzaburr
Fuzzy, wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy, wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, now was he?
I'm sitting there, I'm going, well, he's got a point
You know, the very wasn't very fuzzy
You can't debate him either because when Jesse's losing a debate
He just starts making up words
National television, that's what Bob Dole had to say about health care
How do you feel, Robin Jackson?
I feel the need to majiculate, degulate, and regulate
And the other politicians can't say anything
Because they're not really sure if they're words or not either
I would say something
I'm standing there going, oh, excuse me
But I'm going to quit if you're just going to make shit up on me
Or from now on, he's got to bring his scrambled dictionary
And we're looking this crap up word by word
Ross Perot is highly entertaining because when he was losing a debate
He'd just toss out one of them southern clichés
That would bring everybody's brain to a screeching halt
Ross, what was that you said about the deficit?
"I said if you'd see a chicken with its head cut off
It won't get out of the barn"
You sit down now, tiny man
You just had a little stroke on national television
I had no idea what to think about that guy