All I Want From Santa

All I want from Santa is a

Big long dick

A big long dick

Yes, a big long dick

Man, if I could finally get a

Big long dick

Then I would have a Merry Christmas

It's been so long

Since I've dreamed of

A dick so big

A girl would need a ladder

Every time a girl

Looks at me

I feel so sad and shattered

All I want from Santa is a

Big long dick

A big long dick

Yes, a big long dick

Man, if I could finally get a

Big long dick

Then I would have a Merry Christmas

I've dreamed so long

A girl would feel some thrill

But they all glance down

And shake their head

Man, oh gee

How happy I'd be

If my whistle were thicker

All I want from Santa is a

Big long dick

A big long dick

Yes, a big long dick

Man, if I could finally get a

Big long dick

Then I would have a Merry Christmas

All I want from Santa is a

Big long dick

A big long dick

Yes, a big long dick

Man, if I could finally get a

Big long dick

Then I

Would have

A Merry Christmas