Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By light of day

But by night, I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha-ha

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's, uh

Not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how about that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it will all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha-ha

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite? (Bite)

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha, hit it

I'm just a sweet transvestite (a sweet transvestite)

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha-ha

So, come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with anticipation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom