The Noodle Divine Witness The Spaghetti Ascension Under The Pastafarian Fire

Respect yaaa the old and the new in a twist of fate

Where the sacred and the savory debate

Monstrous, the holy spaghetti flies

In the war of gods, between crosses and pies

Tentacles thrash in polyrhythmic rage

Scriptures and recipes share the same page

Sauce-stained scriptures in culinary fight

In the kitchen of chaos, pasta takes flight

Swirling the meatballs with a divine might

In the colander crown, oh what a sight

Under the noodle-strewn sky they collide

Marinara rains down, the old gods abide

Narrated tales in the boil and bubble

A saucy saga steeped in cosmic trouble

In the steam arises a starchy creed

Where the forks of faith, new followers lead

A meatball mass, sauce on every face

Where the faithful slurp in reverent grace

In the mosh pit of worship, a noodly embrace

Hymns to the meat sauce splatter in pace

Thrashing guitars with the cymbals' clash

As the divine pasta gods and the saints crash

Verse screams of the Pastafarians rise

Spaghetti strands, like strings of time

Twisting faiths in a knot, divine

Orthodox noodles in sacred twine

Versus the cross, an endless line

The colander helm, the pirate's sign

Pastafarian code, eternally enshrined