trick (acoustic)

I am a bastard and my name is Bill

I wake up at seven o'clock

I'd call in sick, but I'm scared to talk

I hate to see you look so sad

But please don't make me feel so bad

Because I am a bastard and my name is Bill

I'd like to say, "I wanna die"

But when I tell you, I start to cry

I am a monkey whose name won't stick

But I won't charge you for this trick

Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick

I won't charge you for this trick

I won't charge you for this trick

Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick