Don't Leave Home Without It

Hey Candyman, how you wanna start this record?

I don't even know, what you think Jay?

I say we start it like this

Ooh, that was just too funky

But anyway, I wanna give a shout out to my homeboys

Saying don't leave home without it

'Cause as we all know

We'll still end up knocking a booth

Clubbin', jumpin' off at the funky reggae spot

Yesterday was payday, today all I got is

A ten to get me in then buy me a drink

See a girly dressed in pink, but wait a minute, think

If she were to rush me to the nearest hotel

I couldn't even bail, besides you can't tell

If she's a skeezer, a teaser or a typical flirt

A sophisticated lady, maybe simply send a skirt

Wouldn't hurt to come prepared for the sex

I left home without it, not American Express

Yet and still, somehow I feel the need is there

Shootin' much cap knowin' I'll tap that derriere

Even without a strap I didn't crap out in the end

But it won't happen again 'cause a man's best friend

Is the T-R to the O-J to the A-N-S

Being ignorant can put you in the clinic for a blood test

So what I'm tryin' to tell my homeboys is

Don't leave home without it

Don't take it personal ladies, it's probably just um

Something you got

Tell 'em the truth

We'll still end up knocking a booth

Bored out of your mind so what should you do?

Rent a VCR, view a movie or two

Before you're through watchin' movies three and four

You're shocked to hear a knock at the front door

Open your blinds to find three girls waitin'

Anticipating 'cause soon you'll be dating

Either Felicia, Lacresha or Precious

Well, probably Precious 'cause she looks the freshest

Alright, tonight she's the one you selected

Next day you find out Felicia's interested

Guess you're that type of guy so why not play the field

But when you went to the battle you forgot your shield

Felicia's in cahoots, boots are knocked with the quickness