Jump

As I was walking down the street one day

I saw a house on fire

There was a man shouting and screaming at an upper story window

To the crowd that was gathered there below

For he was so afraid

"Jump, you fucker, jump

Jump into this here blanket what we are holding

And you will be alright"

He jumped, hit the deck

Broke his fucking neck

There was no blanket

Laugh, we nearly shat

We have not laughed so much since Grandma died

Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

We are miserable sinners

Filthy fuckers

Assholes