Please give a huge Denver welcome to Mr. Dave Attell!
Thank you, thank you very much everyone
Thank you
Well, I've got kind of an odd look
I've got kind of like a Andre Agassi
With a drinking problem kind of look
And, um, I actually shaved my head one time '
Cause I thought it would make me look tough
You know, like a bouncer or Israeli or, um
And this woman came up to me, she's like
"You know what? You look like a gigantic baby"
And I'm like, "Wah, I want some pussy, wah! Bring on the pussy, mmm"
Yup, there's some problems in this
Country, you know what I'm talking about
Even as we're all sitting here, somewhere
Out there somewhere, girls are going wild
Have you seen that tape?
I like to play it backwards 'cause then it
Looks like the girls have learned their lesson
"Being a drunk tramp isn't for me"
Miss, give it a chance, I just got up here
For you listening at home, there's people already leaving
I, I can't believe it
I didn't know you were in Girls Gone Wild, I'm sorry about that