Odd Look

Please give a huge Denver welcome to Mr. Dave Attell!

Thank you, thank you very much everyone

Thank you

Well, I've got kind of an odd look

I've got kind of like a Andre Agassi

With a drinking problem kind of look

And, um, I actually shaved my head one time '

Cause I thought it would make me look tough

You know, like a bouncer or Israeli or, um

And this woman came up to me, she's like

"You know what? You look like a gigantic baby"

And I'm like, "Wah, I want some pussy, wah! Bring on the pussy, mmm"

Yup, there's some problems in this

Country, you know what I'm talking about

Even as we're all sitting here, somewhere

Out there somewhere, girls are going wild

Have you seen that tape?

I like to play it backwards 'cause then it

Looks like the girls have learned their lesson

"Being a drunk tramp isn't for me"

Miss, give it a chance, I just got up here

For you listening at home, there's people already leaving

I, I can't believe it

I didn't know you were in Girls Gone Wild, I'm sorry about that