Letras
A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
All the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
Which is my favorite, where is my chance
To remove the product and stick it in my pants?
'Cause I wanna see what's on sale, what's for free
Every time I go to shop, I steal from enemies
Who steals from me, and from you
If only you knew, then you would steal too
Adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
The product I've selected is concealed against my dick
'Cause I wanna see what's on sale, what's for free
Every time I go to shop, I steal from enemies
Who steals from me, and from you
If only you knew, then you would steal too
Paranoid as fuck, security in tow
Is he really trailing me, and does he really know
Of my little secret, my pride and his shame?
This is so exciting, kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
Will I get away like a million times before
Or will I be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
Five-finger discount!
And I wanna see what's on sale, what's for free
Every time I go to shop, I steal from enemies
Who steals from me, and from you
If only you knew, then you would steal too
Paranoid as fuck, security in tow
Is he really trailing me, and does he really know
Of my little secret, my pride and his shame?
This is so exciting, kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
Will I get away like a million times before?
Or will I be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
As I have a little feast of what's on sale